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The Lewinsky

Andrew Yeaton

I just spent all day in front
of a computer screen.
What's new with that.
Except this day I learned about Monica.
I just make a Bad Poet.
Like most things, it works for a living.
Monica Lewinsky went to Santa Monica College.
Going to Santa Monica College shall be, from now on, called "Doing the Lewinsky."

Andrew Yeaton has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 24/11/06. Read more of Andrew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Andrew's latest works:

Make The Circle Smaller Cream

Submitted Jan 25th 2009, 21:55

The Lewinsky

Submitted Jan 25th 2009, 19:51

Coke to Caffeine

Submitted Jun 17th 2007, 16:38