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The Last Time I Visited a Bar
Peter Gullerud
The last time
I visited a bar,
I met a sexy woman who acted interested.
She was a good dancer.
She grabbed my arms
And intertwined her fingers in mine.
I felt like I was on ice
With skates that Gumby and Pokey designed.
But she wasn't interested.
It would be easier on me if she sucked at something visually.
And if it wasn't one of my better moments on the dance floor.
I was buzzed.
But she was drunk.
Peter Gullerud has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Peter's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Peter's latest works: