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The Four Seasons

Will Rayment

Her advent freshened
Like a rain in spring.
Her eyes,
Were brighter than a summer sky.
Her whispered words
The rustle of autumn leaves.
But be damned if she wasn't frigid
As a frost bit toe in the Arctic!

by
WJ Rayment
30 Apr 96

Will Rayment has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Will's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Will's latest works:

The Four Seasons

Submitted Jan 30th 2010, 14:06