Very Bad Archive
The Fire Hydrant
Jerry Charles
you can bet your dough on Sally , she's always been reliant
she can twist her legs behind her head cause she's unbelievably pliant
her father is a baboon and her mom's not a mental giant
her brother would dig cesspools, but he hasn't any clients
the Nuns would beat her every day,
she thought of them as tyrants
so she sat outside the luncheonette on top of the fire hydrant
Jerry Charles has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jerry's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jerry's latest works: