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Poem 919

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The Fire Hydrant

Jerry Charles

you can bet your dough on Sally , she's always been reliant

she can twist her legs behind her head cause she's unbelievably pliant

her father is a baboon and her mom's not a mental giant

her brother would dig cesspools, but he hasn't any clients

the Nuns would beat her every day,

she thought of them as tyrants

so she sat outside the luncheonette on top of the fire hydrant





Jerry Charles has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jerry's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jerry's latest works:

Lester Mouse

Submitted Oct 10th 2008, 06:13

Repuderast Campaign

Submitted Oct 7th 2008, 10:05

Amphetamine Crabs

Submitted Sep 5th 2008, 06:07