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The Dumbest Guy

David LaPierre

It would be tough
To be the dumbest guy,
But this is what would happen
If he gave it a try:

The dumbest guy, if asked
By a person homeless and strange
For a dollar, he would give
A ten and ask for change.

David LaPierre has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of David's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of David's latest works:

Salvation through salivation

Submitted Mar 29th 2011, 13:02

Talkin' Poem Blues

Submitted Sep 21st 2009, 16:50

Spring Treasure

Submitted Feb 20th 2009, 12:46