Very Bad Archive
The Copy Machine
Samuel Vincent Boxleitner
He stood there by the copier and noticed it was low on toner
When sudden thoughts of her came up, and with that came a boner
Luckily for him that day, he wore his pleated pants
With ample room between the pleats, to conceal his mighty lance
He limped back to his cubicle, a sight which was most compelling
He needed the shelter of his desk, and time to reduce the swelling.
Samuel Vincent Boxleitner has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Samuel Vincent's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Samuel Vincent's latest works: