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The Copy Machine

Samuel Vincent Boxleitner

He stood there by the copier and noticed it was low on toner

When sudden thoughts of her came up, and with that came a boner

Luckily for him that day, he wore his pleated pants

With ample room between the pleats, to conceal his mighty lance

He limped back to his cubicle, a sight which was most compelling

He needed the shelter of his desk, and time to reduce the swelling.

Samuel Vincent Boxleitner has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Samuel Vincent's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Samuel Vincent's latest works:

Fat Ass

Submitted Oct 19th 2010, 04:02

Egomaniac

Submitted Aug 13th 2010, 19:04

Awareness

Submitted Aug 13th 2010, 18:57