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The Cat Naps

Rob Shields

The cat naps pointing East,
As it is not praying,
I am sure it is no muslim beast.

Rob Shields has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Rob's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Rob's latest works:

The Royal Wedding

Submitted May 1st 2011, 19:47

The Cat Naps

Submitted Aug 11th 2010, 17:07

Amazing Ooze

Submitted Jul 13th 2010, 15:19