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The Bastard I married

Shannon Marie

Pisses on the toilet seat
tortured socks soiled and left for dead on the floor
Uses my good moisturizer to jerk off in the bathroom
Hamburger Helper for dinner tonight


Shannon Marie has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Shannon's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Shannon's latest works:

The Bastard I married

Submitted Jan 23rd 2009, 21:28