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Poem 3527

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That special someone

Danny Markus

That special someone is out there
Weather it’s a soda can or a bear
Can’t you smell the love in the air?
Like a week old pear
Someone to hold you close
Or in lingerie to pose
Someone to smell your farts
In a rollercoaster cart
Someone to walk on a beach with
Or not to judge you on your rhyming skills

Danny Markus has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Danny's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Danny's latest works:

That special someone

Submitted May 30th 2011, 21:38

Birthday

Submitted May 30th 2011, 21:18