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That chick to my left is hot

Mister Underhill

Hey, have you looked at the online profiles? That Prunella chick to the left of my profile is hot.

I've never met her, but I'd really like to. I bet some day I will, if I can just find some way to get hold of her.

We'd switch medications and then just rock back and forth for hours. Then we'd dress up in costumes and pretend to be amish or perhaps a world war one ace and an entertainer sent to entertain the troops who takes her job very seriously as we run through kinky sex fantasies.

Anyway, I'm just saying. She's pretty hot.

Mister Underhill has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works:

God I hate robert hawkins

Submitted Nov 19th 2008, 00:07

The elusive monarch butterfly long version

Submitted Nov 19th 2008, 00:03

Oh poop

Submitted Nov 5th 2008, 02:45