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Poem 1710

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That Mole

Nicki Bryniczka

I see you,
you see me
Wink, wink
Ew, what's that thing on your face?
Is it a freckle? A mole?
Man i would go for some guacamole

There you are
I see you again
That is one hairy mole
Just go live in a hole
Please shave that mole
It's keeps looking at me

Time passes
I see you again
Why haven't you shaved that mole?
It's a large, hairy, big black mole
Please shave

Nicki Bryniczka has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Nicki's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Nicki's latest works:

Fruits

Submitted May 11th 2009, 07:04

That Mole

Submitted May 1st 2009, 07:14

That Mole

Submitted May 1st 2009, 07:07