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Poem 1709

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That Mole

Nicki Bryniczka

You look at me,
I look at you
wink, wink
What's that spot on your face?
Is it a hairy mole?
Man i want some guacaMOLE...

Time passes
I see you again
Please shave that hairy mole
You are not attractive with that mole
Just go live in a hole

Years pass,
and there you are
Why haven't u shaved that large, hairy,
big black mole?



Nicki Bryniczka has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Nicki's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Nicki's latest works:

Fruits

Submitted May 11th 2009, 07:04

That Mole

Submitted May 1st 2009, 07:14

That Mole

Submitted May 1st 2009, 07:07