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That I Can Frighten That Girl At Will

Robert Hawkins

I did presurve that memory.
You my love under ordinary cotton sheets.
The smile truly not expected.
We are at war you and I.
Gold your reward.
Pause satisfaction innterupt my fingers on the keys.
I want my reward.
Syllable or few due me from you.
I due my reward.
I due my reward.
Girl I will beat with my stick.
In excitation perhaps my dick.
Your of Islam girl?
No? Your not?
Damn,, damn never mind.
I left 20 bucks by the door.
Beat it Oh infindel.
One true faith.
Only Islamic girls.
I can beat the crap out of them.
And they will think it's all there fault.
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bobby 4/19/11
PS ,,holy shit,,goddamn!
I am good.
Jeese I'm good.
No damn wonder that girls all love me.
Me Bobby,, a brain,, and good looks.
Einstien franks-an-beans.
Next to Bobby girls scream.
Dimple in event horizion.
Not the same as clit, nipple.
Enie the hiney,, just a hint.
Natural physics.
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bobby 4/19/11
PPS hey I do miss you.
E E ro Rot-tic.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51