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Poem 2319

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Thank you for calling

Mao Meow

Everytime you pick up
the
phone
you make the conscious
decision to be
a
sex
phone
opperator
like you, I
make that same
decision
all to frequently

Mao Meow has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mao's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mao's latest works:

Junky

Submitted Jan 17th 2010, 22:17

Sebastian!

Submitted Jan 17th 2010, 22:15

It is, isn't it

Submitted Jan 17th 2010, 22:12