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Terry the tosser

Luke Davey

Terry the tosser
the downs syndrome nutter
auto-fellating
with passion

His craft knows no boundary
skillfuly navigating his
cock with precision

tongue tracing the line of his bellend
then moving down to
goose-bumped, shrivelled
balls

"unmmmm gumpffff ernddddd"
He moans with weird mangled joy

And as all the world is a stage,
the sun beamed down like a spot light
bearing eternal witness
to terry the tosser

Luke Davey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Luke's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Luke's latest works:

celery

Submitted Nov 13th 2009, 06:54

Terry the tosser

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 13:29

meat feast

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 13:05