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Poem 1410

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Tequila

John Wilmot

The room starts to spin the more we dance
And I get swept away in the romance
My hands move to your hips
And my lips to your lips/
My tongue tastes salt
And Senor Lime starts his assault.
Next morning I wake up and all I feel is the taste
of lime, tequila, and malt.
But I'll see you again tonight
When I shall resume my alcoholic fight.
--Alexis U. Sedarius

John Wilmot has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of John's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of John's latest works:

Lady MacPurse

Submitted Feb 5th 2009, 13:38

Lady MacPurse

Submitted Feb 5th 2009, 13:35

Tequila

Submitted Feb 5th 2009, 13:34