Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 910

Very Bad Archive

Teenage Coprophag

Turner Crotchkey

Jerry Charles festoons his head with colorful doo rag

he don't got a girlfriend, so he goes to the dance stag

his Ma don't understand him, shes a terrible nag

no wonder that Jerry Charles became a coprophag.

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Fairview rug

Submitted Oct 23rd, 03:12

Sarah the Idiot

Submitted Sep 26th, 10:25

Rats ate my Bates Floaters

Submitted Sep 26th, 10:14