Very Bad Archive
Teenage Coprophag
Turner Crotchkey
Jerry Charles festoons his head with colorful doo rag
he don't got a girlfriend, so he goes to the dance stag
his Ma don't understand him, shes a terrible nag
no wonder that Jerry Charles became a coprophag.
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: