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Ted

Katelyn Kozinski


There once was a cat named Ted
He wears a hat on his head
His best friends name is Ed
They sleep in the same bed
Their favorite color is red
That was a story of Ed and Ted

Katelyn Kozinski has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Katelyn's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Katelyn's latest works:

Ted

Submitted Jun 1st 2009, 05:56