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Technicolor Mother

Sarah Baker

she sorts the laundry
the darks and the lights
she finds a dollar in the blue and white tights
where it came from
she doesn't know
but now she has a dollar more to show
for the fact that she's the only one
who wants clean clothes

Sarah Baker has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Sarah's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Sarah's latest works:

Technicolor Mother

Submitted Dec 13th 2010, 23:27