Very Bad Poetry

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Crusty Senor

Forrest Gump says:
Life is like a box of chocolates
My jewish mother says:
Don't eat too much chocolate, you could get bad gas.
I say: I don't care about the weather, make it chocolate rain, bitch!

Crusty Senor has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Crusty's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Crusty's latest works:

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Submitted Nov 29th 2010, 20:21

Plop Goes The Weasel

Submitted Nov 29th 2010, 20:15

Moon in the Trees

Submitted Oct 2nd 2010, 14:22