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Poem 74

Very Bad Archive

Teach a dog to shoot a gun

Stephen Wakeling

I plan on adopting a mastiff mix
And teach it to shoot my gun.

I suspect my neighbor has done the same.

When my girlfriend moves in
I will also teach her dog.

Stephen Wakeling has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 24/11/06. Read more of Stephen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Stephen's latest works:

Puppy Tree

Submitted May 4th 2007, 15:29

Ghostly-locks

Submitted Apr 20th 2007, 10:09

Something naked this way comes

Submitted Mar 30th 2007, 15:12