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Tea ; Will you have a cup?

Maeve Paranoid

Oh my god.
I do love tea,
would you have a cup, or is it just me?
a tea-bag, hot water, milk, two sugars, oh yes!
i think you'll find, my tea is THE best.
on a cold winters morning, or a dark frosty night.
a cup of tea, i think i might.
for it used to be gin, that people would drink, as they entered peoples houses, when they left they would stink.
so fair to you tea, you have sobered us up.
now my friends, i'll ask you again,
will you have a cup?

Maeve Paranoid has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Maeve's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Maeve's latest works:

Paranoia Waiting

Submitted Mar 24th 2010, 12:31

Tea ; Will you have a cup?

Submitted Mar 24th 2010, 12:28