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Poem 752

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Te Littlest Zeb

Edward Krayva

Littlest Zeb Littlest Zeb
I hope you are warm
I hope you are fed
If Joyce is your mother
And Billy your dad
Your life will be hopeless
Your life will be sad.
For brothers and sisters are not to be joined
Except in old Catty
Where insest was coined.

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

3 1/2 Diving Dumps

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 09:52

Jumbo Love Stool

Submitted Apr 5th 2010, 09:26

Chipper the Delinquent

Submitted Feb 16th 2010, 05:29