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Talkin' Poem Blues

David LaPierre

Tootie, fruity.
Fruity and Tootie.
Too ra, loo ra.
Ra-too, ra-loo.

Did you like my poem?
No.
But I was up all night with it.
No you weren't.
Was too!
No you weren't. You just slapped some crap together and emailed it to Very Bad Poetry.
Did not.
Did.
Won't you say it was passable?
No.
Asshole.

David LaPierre has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of David's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of David's latest works:

Salvation through salivation

Submitted Mar 29th 2011, 13:02

Talkin' Poem Blues

Submitted Sep 21st 2009, 16:50

Spring Treasure

Submitted Feb 20th 2009, 12:46