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Poem 704

Very Bad Archive

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DeVrie Heeves

Fret ye not, fair lass of mine

come ye here and wrench my spine

thy bough doth break
from oak , balsa ,pine

the timepiece runs down
thighs coughing up slime

Your plated lips, nose bones devine

I've got the pesos, if you've got the time







DeVrie Heeves has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of DeVrie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of DeVrie's latest works:

Venereal Breakfast Food

Submitted Jul 25th, 07:03

Bernie

Submitted Jun 20th, 05:47

Karl's Rectal Adventure

Submitted May 20th, 07:23