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TO WEDNESDAY

Jeffrey Yandle

See, see the gray-haired sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Steve do you
Wonder why the squid ignores
you?
Why its foolish stare
makes you feel blah!.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your brillo facial
growth
That looks like
A roast beef.
What's more, it knows
Your frugle potting shed
Smells of kiwi fruit.
Everything under the big
gray-haired sky
Asks why, why do you even
bother?
You only charm garlics.

Jeffrey Yandle has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jeffrey's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jeffrey's latest works:

TO WEDNESDAY

Submitted Apr 11th 2011, 21:28

The Twinkling of Future Animal Psychosis and how it regards To My Feelings

Submitted Apr 11th 2011, 21:27