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THE UNGOOFY GOOBER

Natalie Sparkman

You're such a goober-
but you're not really goofy-
immature's not the same thing;
child-ish VS child-like.

You used to be so much fun
now the stuff you're into's
just super dumb-
...disgusting and weird,
"just give me a beer!"
couldn't care as much-
you just want that
"really smut".

You're boring,
you're snoring,
you're drunk again,
you're lieing.

You never wanna do anything;
You're only into you,
Everyone's asking about your
motives-
I just say:
"I don't know. Don't care."

Don't understand what you
wanted,
Don't really care where you're
going.
He used to look up to you-
now he just says you're a loser.

You treated me so
bad-
it could have been a
reality show on MTV.
I shouldn't have let you
take advantage,
but i have this bad habit
of putting other people
before me.

You're Pro-Pro
at the mind games;
manipulating freeze-out,
I'm just glad you're
not my problem anymore-
sounds like you've got
plenty of you're own.

I don't feel
I've lost a thing-
not a heart,
not an ear,
not a friend.

I've found my piece of
mind,
and people actually worth my
time-
and WOW!
Can you believe everyone
of them
DRIVES A CAR!?

Natalie Sparkman has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Natalie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Natalie's latest works:

THE UNGOOFY GOOBER

Submitted Nov 23rd 2009, 09:48

THE UNGOOFY GOOBER

Submitted Nov 23rd 2009, 09:48