Very Bad Archive
Swinette Love
Edward Krayva
Sandra is the loveliest girl that I've ever met
her venereal salves and ointments have driven me to debt
she gushes and she oozes, her prom dress soaken wet
gonna drag her in the bushes, but I haven't done that yet
shes hairy and she smells bad, just like my brother's pets
she joined the band but got thrown out, cause she only plays swinnette
Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works: