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Summer Meadow-Place

Slim Walter DeTurtlevain

Ah! How I long for the beautitude of a summer meadow-place
That calls me ever forward and slightly to the left
That begs of me to forget the stressful stresses of life.

When summer, hottest of seasons in its temperature,
Arrives finally at the side door of my residence
(Rather like the vagabondical man last Thursday)
Not any sort of un-loveliness, be it
Coldness
Lycanthropy
Storms of lightning
Or even DEATH itself
Shall restrain my motion
Towards that summer meadow-place:
Unique in its perfectly unique perfection. And its beautitude.

Myself and that summer meadow-place
Shall be together ever and unendingly
And our children will be fairer still than the feskew.

Slim Walter DeTurtlevain has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Slim Walter's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Slim Walter's latest works:

The Tear

Submitted Oct 6th 2010, 00:53

I Wish I Still Had You

Submitted Oct 6th 2010, 00:52

Maturity Levels in Nature

Submitted Oct 1st 2010, 01:40