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Sumatra Green

Ace Kale

A green girl somewhere in the world atop a mountain
Is piercing her nose and saying
"tangerine" over and over again.

After I freefell that night
On the scarlet lagoon
At not the top or bottom of the world, but in between
I saw the smoke tatoo on your foot
Then I licked your chest
And ate funnelcake off your hairy ass.

Take me to Sumatra green,
All the way, no turning back to that shit scene we left.
Take me to our Sumatra green, baby...

Ace Kale has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ace's latest works:

I's Smart Song of a Cavalier Hick

Submitted Jun 22nd 2010, 13:09

Cracker-Jack Wedding

Submitted Jun 12th 2010, 23:43

Fool, I Loves You

Submitted Jun 8th 2010, 22:56