Very Bad Poetry

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Stud

Forrest Ellsworth

Alright, you got me
I watch Star Wars
I play video games
I make dorky jokes
I'm smart
But there's one thing you don't know about me;
I did Cindy Crawford and
A Swedish Babysitter
At the same time
Muthafucka

Forrest Ellsworth has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 3/11/09. Read more of Forrest's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Forrest's latest works:

Stud

Submitted Nov 9th 2009, 10:53

Lampshade

Submitted Nov 3rd 2009, 10:42

Babies

Submitted Nov 3rd 2009, 10:41