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Stripper in the Winter

elizabeth spindler

My lips curl as i lick the Frozen pole while my legs Dance around it

Anything to get my mind off The pain of abortion

My condom drawer is empty and So is my womb

elizabeth spindler has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of elizabeth's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of elizabeth's latest works:

Stripper in the Winter

Submitted Jan 11th 2011, 15:05