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Strip Tease

Emmis Ackbar

Slip off the first layer
Show me what's inside
That lovely mind of yours

Rip off the second layer
Let me get my fingerprints
All over that heart of yours

Tear off that third layer
Cry yourself away from
That nasty past of yours

Emmis Ackbar has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Emmis's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emmis's latest works:

Strip Tease

Submitted Mar 2nd 2010, 21:24

You Are/Is

Submitted Mar 6th 2009, 10:38

math sux...

Submitted Feb 25th 2009, 14:38