Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 1644

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Stress

Joseph J

Calm down
And
Remember
The lion sleeps
Anywhere from
16 to 20
Hours a day
And he's still
King of the Jungle.

Joseph J has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 10/4/09. Read more of Joseph's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Joseph's latest works:

Why I leave the fan on during bedtime.

Submitted Apr 10th 2009, 10:54

<12:48; A forth graders post lunch science class extravaganza; Hosted by Mr. Huett.>

Submitted Apr 10th 2009, 10:07

Stress

Submitted Apr 10th 2009, 09:42