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Poem 1547

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Stop time and never start again

Jessica Wood

{
static BOOL bRunning=FALSE;
if (! bRunning)
{
bRunning=TRUE;
OnTimer (1); // force a
timer event so we don’t
have to wait a half sec
SetTimer (1, 500, NULL);
GetDigItem
(IDC_START_TIMER)->
SetWindowText (“Stop
Timer”);
} else {
}
}

Jessica Wood has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jessica's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jessica's latest works:

Mon Mari

Submitted Mar 7th 2009, 13:21

My cat

Submitted Mar 7th 2009, 03:04

Confession

Submitted Mar 6th 2009, 18:46