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Stop stalking me, eventually

T. Jonathron Remp

Stop following my car
Stop kidnapping my pet
Stop watching me from afar
But not quite just yet
You watch me like a show
You treat me like shit
But I'll let you know
When I want you to quit

You follow me from work
And when I jog in the park
My friends say you're a jerk
But just wait for my mark

You sneak up like a sleuth
Without making a sound
But the God's honest truth
Is that I like you around

You strap me in tight
To your torture invention
You cost me my life
But at least you pay me attention

T. Jonathron Remp has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of T. Jonathron's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of T. Jonathron's latest works:

It Destroyed my Life

Submitted Jul 29th 2008, 23:08

Stop stalking me, eventually

Submitted Jul 25th 2008, 00:28