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Poem 201

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Stop Writing Robert

Robert Hawkins

stop your writing robert
she screamed at me
no body reads that crap
and get that pile of your grody verbal diarrhea off the
table stick on floppies like you do with the rest of that drivel you write

hey i never intended my crap
to stop anyone elses crap
damn woman i never ask you read any of my crap
an it not drivel its just not very good yet

hell woman why do think i keep writing
i am trying to get better

robert you can't get any better
look if you throw the shotput
your arm is only going to throw it so far
then i don't give a damn how
hard you swing your arm it ain't going any futher

woman thats cold

robert you want to get warmed
up
then lets go get in the sack
i will warm your ass right up

that sounds good babe but i
still will have a yen to write whether you warm my ass
up or not.

robert i have a yen to kick you in the nuts too

hot damn woman you would kick me in the nuts just for writing

no robert i would kick you in the nuts to get you to stop
you will not take the hint
that stuff you call poetry needs to be burned to get any better

damn damn your a cold woman

robert who the hell else gives a rats ass enough to tell you
an i love you but i will kill
you
your a beautiful dumb bastard
now get your ass in the sack
i will even polish your pole

hells bells woman
crap you win
better than getting my nuts kicked

robert its a good thing you are doing for me and the waste paper people

i said you win no need for you to be disparaging

robert lets go i am horny
and i will gently remove
the dictionary from your ass before i warm you up

ok get your tits out of my face so i can get up
christ in a cup cake
what a man will give up for a good lay

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51