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Stop Writing Robert
Robert Hawkins
stop your writing robert
she screamed at me
no body reads that crap
and get that pile of your grody verbal diarrhea off the
table stick on floppies like you do with the rest of that drivel you write
hey i never intended my crap
to stop anyone elses crap
damn woman i never ask you read any of my crap
an it not drivel its just not very good yet
hell woman why do think i keep writing
i am trying to get better
robert you can't get any better
look if you throw the shotput
your arm is only going to throw it so far
then i don't give a damn how
hard you swing your arm it ain't going any futher
woman thats cold
robert you want to get warmed
up
then lets go get in the sack
i will warm your ass right up
that sounds good babe but i
still will have a yen to write whether you warm my ass
up or not.
robert i have a yen to kick you in the nuts too
hot damn woman you would kick me in the nuts just for writing
no robert i would kick you in the nuts to get you to stop
you will not take the hint
that stuff you call poetry needs to be burned to get any better
damn damn your a cold woman
robert who the hell else gives a rats ass enough to tell you
an i love you but i will kill
you
your a beautiful dumb bastard
now get your ass in the sack
i will even polish your pole
hells bells woman
crap you win
better than getting my nuts kicked
robert its a good thing you are doing for me and the waste paper people
i said you win no need for you to be disparaging
robert lets go i am horny
and i will gently remove
the dictionary from your ass before i warm you up
ok get your tits out of my face so i can get up
christ in a cup cake
what a man will give up for a good lay
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: