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Stone Image
Turner Crotchkey
A sittin' in the outhouse,
never totally alone
dropped a nickle down the shithole
pulls out dead cats and old ratbones
voices in his head tell him to drink some more cornpone
his mother-in-law below him
is a vile disgusting crone
encrusted with fecal matter
sits as an image made of stone.
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: