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Poem 843

Very Bad Archive

Stone Image

Turner Crotchkey

A sittin' in the outhouse,
never totally alone

dropped a nickle down the shithole
pulls out dead cats and old ratbones

voices in his head tell him to drink some more cornpone

his mother-in-law below him
is a vile disgusting crone

encrusted with fecal matter
sits as an image made of stone.

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Fairview rug

Submitted Oct 23rd, 03:12

Sarah the Idiot

Submitted Sep 26th, 10:25

Rats ate my Bates Floaters

Submitted Sep 26th, 10:14