Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 511

Very Bad Archive

Steve's Grave

Robert Hawkins

You a plus?
Your panty shield.
Just fell on the floor.
Say?
You ever hear.
They got femmine hygine spray.
Yeah,,the blue can.
Aile 12.
Babe, please.
Right away.
rlh

note; Aile 12 kick his ass right away.
Beholding to ya. Bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35