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Steve Wakeling,, in somnewhat,, Retort

Robert Hawkins

I Steve Wakeling,,, you know to promote intercourse?
V B P was just a stab?
So,, I threw out a lure?
Way I figure dig threw de trash.
I mean,,,,,,damn,,,fuckin caught a big one!
Shit-fire,, just,,bobby?
FUCK ,,, PLEASE,, DAMN?
I NEVER?
I MEAN NEVER?
But,,,query?
Whose fault?
Genetics?
Environment?
Chloropasts in cell?
It is all your fault?
Truly?
You were,,yes-sir-ree?
Babe?
No one can experience life?
While in the shell.
----
bobby

note: do consider,,,why? God should gift me so?
Oh? Oh,, yeah?
I AM GOD!
(forgot)
----
bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51