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Steve

Chris Hatfield

If I had a time machine
I would go back
and save the world from Jesus

And I would also save
Crystal Pepsi
Because then

I wouldn't have to
Listen to some guy
Who thinks he's real funny

Play some jackass song
about how

If he had a time machine
He would go back
And save Crystal Pepsi

Fuck You, Steve
You should at least publish
One of my poems

Honestly
I have written several
Of them that are pretty
bad, so I don't quite get it

But, I am happy
At any rate, that
You have this cool website
WAY different that McSweeney's

I am also glad that
You stopped
Ripping off Tenacious
D

Chris Hatfield has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Chris's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Chris's latest works:

Steve

Submitted Feb 22nd 2010, 01:18

Help

Submitted Feb 22nd 2010, 01:10

I know why

Submitted Feb 22nd 2010, 01:07