Very Bad Archive
Steve
Chris Hatfield
If I had a time machine
I would go back
and save the world from Jesus
And I would also save
Crystal Pepsi
Because then
I wouldn't have to
Listen to some guy
Who thinks he's real funny
Play some jackass song
about how
If he had a time machine
He would go back
And save Crystal Pepsi
Fuck You, Steve
You should at least publish
One of my poems
Honestly
I have written several
Of them that are pretty
bad, so I don't quite get it
But, I am happy
At any rate, that
You have this cool website
WAY different that McSweeney's
I am also glad that
You stopped
Ripping off Tenacious
D
Chris Hatfield has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Chris's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Chris's latest works: