Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 746

Very Bad Archive

Stench Clench

Turner Crotchkey

diarrhea, ass flaps clench

sprawled out drunk on a rosegarden bench

when ere I spied a comely wench

mostly Ethiopian, but 10% French

is she reviled by my loathsome stench ?

stoved in my head with her socket wrench

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Fairview rug

Submitted Oct 23rd, 03:12

Sarah the Idiot

Submitted Sep 26th, 10:25

Rats ate my Bates Floaters

Submitted Sep 26th, 10:14