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Stay away from my finches you misserable little fuck!

Steve Brown

Humbly, I sit in my angry chair
Watching the world through a broken screen
A cat walks past,tail in the air
It's scrotum dangles like a cocoa bean

Don't turn and view me cat for I have foreseen
Your arrogant smile as it disappears
As my booted foot strikes your cocoa bean
And your furry ass flies through the air

Steve Brown has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Steve's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Steve's latest works:

The New Tenants

Submitted May 9th 2010, 16:25

Stay away from my finches you misserable little fuck!

Submitted Apr 1st 2010, 15:56

Doesn't taste like chicken

Submitted Mar 28th 2010, 18:08