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Statistics

Philip Wakeling

Recent studies show 87.2% of statistics are just made up.

This is very perplexing and to me quite vexing.

For if 87.2% are just made up, where do the other 12.8% come from?

Is this statistic real or a joke perpetrated by statistitions or comedians?

Is there a difference? What are the probabilities? Who cares.

Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics.

Philip Wakeling has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Philip's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Philip's latest works:

Statistics

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 18:44

Tree

Submitted Dec 6th 2007, 11:00