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Stars

F Drummond

Pug faced students hound me for
Stuff again
Charcoal and graphite
Whatever!

There’s no way they didn’t get that off
The net
Bloody overhead projectors
Cheating wannabees

Welding equipment + axe + lighter =
Charcoaled sculpture student
Night class tosspots
I’m missing Dancing with the Stars

F Drummond has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of F's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of F's latest works:

Dutch Persons

Submitted May 31st 2011, 05:43

Hypnosis

Submitted May 31st 2011, 04:42

future of art students

Submitted May 31st 2011, 04:26