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Stand In Line Like Russians

Daniella Princess of Doom

You make me stand in line
like Russians.
In the blistering cold.
You make me wait in line forever for your hand to hold.

Little foal
On twitchy legs
Walk to her
Your mother begs
But she's a big horse
She knows the world
But you are crimeless
Your sight is blurred

Oh............
No............
Oh oh oh no.

Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works:

Tale of a Night Watch Man

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 11:53

This is Your Brain On Sex.

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 12:21

A History of Trying Things

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 10:57