Very Bad Poetry

I see a stale croissant

It is sitting
In the plastic container
Just next to the stove

I do not like it
I do not like croissants
I will not eat it
It will not be eaten

The stale croissant
Will continue to sit
In the plastic container
Just next to the stove

Until somebody else notices
That it exists
And they throw it out

That will be the end
Of the stale croissant
Sitting in the plastic container
Just next to the stove

Slim Walter DeTurtlevain has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Slim Walter's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Slim Walter's latest works: