Very Bad Archive
Splat
prunella jones
What would you say if I told you that
I have secret fears I'll trip over the cat
and plunge backwards down the stairs and land on my head
the impact would make my skull shatter and shred.
At the bottom of the steps the cement floor would turn red
from the blood and the brains and the spinal fluid
my body so broken I'd prefer to be dead
but I'd end up like Christopher Reeve instead.
I picture it all and it fills me with dread.
Maybe, just maybe I'll get rid of my cat.
Cause I really don't want for my head to go splat.
prunella jones has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of prunella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of prunella's latest works: