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Spiducks

Jason Henninger


what if ducks spun webs
great ducky webs
what would they catch?

imagine the duck
enshrouding the hapless
something-or-other

What if spiders quacked
would they be less frightening?
or more so?

En francais, l'araignee dit, "coin, coin,"
comme le canard
en toile

Jason Henninger has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jason's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jason's latest works:

I Want

Submitted Aug 21st 2009, 11:17

Y'all Arose, Soft Taxes

Submitted Aug 21st 2009, 11:16

Gerald

Submitted Aug 21st 2009, 11:12