Very Bad Poetry

Last morning I read the newspaper, it was fun

I saw on the headlines the foul-mouthed Neanderthal man feverishly

auctioned off the shriveled up box of toes. That sure is creepy

Good thing that there are no more Neanderthals at home that sure is

So creepy to think that it might live in my refrigerator full of

Cabbages and stalactites and stalagmites and all that gOoEy $tUfF I do not know

But I know that.

I love reading the newspaper.

Obituaries are so much grand.

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works: